Monday, April 7, 2008

IF I Had a Million Dollars.....=]

Buzzer-DING DING DING!
Talk show Host- that's right my friend, YOU have just won A MILLION DOLLARS. what are you gonna DO NOW????
Me- WeLL....lemme telll ya. ...

Thats right people. Today I am revealing to YOU!
what I, yes me, would do if I had A MILLION DOLLARS.

First, I would like to tell you what one lady would do if she won a million dollars (taken by a poll this April)
SHE would:

1. Hire a maid..no more cleaning for me
2. Buy a house…I am not getting any younger
3. Open my own boutique…my personal dream
4. Send my kids to the best schools…they deserve it
5. Donate money to my old church…they deserve it also
6. Go back to school… Why not?
7. Invest in Real Estate…have always wanted to
8. Buy a car…any car is better than none right?
9. Finally buy a Fendi bag!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Find 10 ways to make my money grow!

Alright PSHHHH... far from me, well a little.
OKAY NOW TO REVEAL TO YOU-

If I, Ryann Renee Hill, had a million dollars...
If I had a million dollars I'd buy you a house ( i would buy you a house )
Okay, just kidding.
Now TRULY-

1. Go shopping.
ummm...what else is there to do? a million dollars=shopping...i believe so :)

2. Buy a very nice, wonderful car.
Can't drive yet, but hey...i eventually will...hehe.

3. Sponsor a new homeless shelter in the top five most poor cities.
I'm just saving the world one baby step at a time =]

4. Pay off any family debts (or friends).
Gotta help the fam. along with all those who made me who i am.

5. Go to Africa.
Always been a dream...

6. Help the children & all people in Africa. Adopt a kid.
Once again...always been a dream.

7. BUY THE WHOLE FIJI WATER OPERATION.
YESSSS!!!!

8. Go to FIJI.
of course....i love fijians.

9. Get a record deal.
lovin it =]

10. Win a million more dollars.......
and do it all over again :)

Now for the burning QUESTION- What would YOU do if you won a million dollars? Email me at lolsweetthing803@aol.com or just comment it.

Thanks People. :)

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Random Facts.

hello.
there are some things in life we just cannot go on without knowing.
these are just some of those things.
enjoy.

know.love.prosper.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
isnt that AWESOME?

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
You're welcome.

In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum.
NOW you know..

More than 40,000 people each year die from Toilet Injuries. These could be from drowning in the toilet to tripping and knocking their head on the toilet.
Please beware of toliets.

The average person loses two ballpoint pens a week
See? Now you're LIVING.

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
TRY IT!

The anaconda, one of the world's largest snakes, gives birth to its young instead of laying eggs.
hmm...

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms
awww. i want pigments in my palms.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
yay mucus. ? .

The chances of your dying on the trip to buy your MegaBucks ticket is greater than your chance of winning
thats a sad fact about the lottery.

Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
okay.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
okay, now thats cool.

You're welcome, you're all very welcome. go tell your friends. bring these up in a conversation- someone will be impressed. =]


I LOVE the Cubbiesss! this is Lou =]


hehee...

Monday, March 3, 2008

"YOU CAN DO IT!"

SMILE! This is my blog of inspirational quotes!!!
Dedicated to my volleyball coach due to his sideline/time out quotes. otherwise known as pat-isms.
All these making them funnier by adding- "If you can dream it, YOU CAN DO IT!" -Jimmy from Blades of Glory (his voicemail message)
So anyway, when our coach said his 'Patisms', we would think they were hilarious and totally cheesy =]. The cheesier- the better.
So here we go with the top ten inspirational quotes (Note: these are not the most famous pat-isms)

Be.Inspired.

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
-Elizabeth Kubler Ross-
Alright, my turn to put my input in. =]. First, umm ??? hmm well thats interesting. don't most people said you look prettier in natural light? I thought in darkness umm you can't see cause its uh dark?? oh nevermind, i understand the quote. Yes, very cheesy. Well, considering the fact most people don't have electric currents of light shining through them then uhhh i don't see how this one is working out too well...

The journey is the reward.
-Chinese proverb-
hehe...i giggle. Okay so let's say you are going on vacation... like umm Fiji!!!! okay, so Fiji is really great and you REALLY want to get there. But theres a 12 1/2 plane ride there....so what the hell? That 'journey' would be pure torture cause you're practically dying to get to a little bit of heaven on a beach yet you're sitting in a freakin plane for 12 hours! NO! now you're at fiji, you eat out at fantastic restaurants, lay on the beach, go shopping, play in the ocean, take a tour trhough the forest, get a nice tan....umm can i say thats the reward? geez....

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-George Bernard Shaw-
So what? is this dude calling us all unreasonable? Umm i wouldn't exactly call this 'inspirational' gag. Oh people....

There is no use trying, said Alice; one can't believe impossible things. I dare say you haven't had much practice, said the Queen. When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
-Lewis Carroll-
This is really dumb. Who times how long they believe things? .....this one just makes me mad, yes it's THAT bad. gagagag. its not even cheesy! CHEATERS. They can't be inspiration without making you giggle a little, cause laughing makes you happy =]. So yeah, this quote is bad.


A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
-Maya Angelou-
hehe. i laughed at this one. a bird? okay, well first of all my cousin had this grey bird that fell into her wall...birds aren't the brightest things in the world. So point #1- of course it doesn't have an answer to anything. point #2- it has no song. it just likes to make noise. It knows nothing. Like I'm not dissing them THAT much cause they are obviously pretty talented, i mean...i can't fly. but still....weird quote, though entertaining

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson-
hehe. i like this one. but like being yourself isnt as difficult as this Waldo is picturing. but hes so funny. i mean, really, a *great* accomplishment? i think not...thanks though.

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
-Jesse Jackson-
well...what if they are shorter than you? think about that jesse...think about that.

Within each of us lies the power of our consent to health and sickness, to riches and poverty, to freedom and to slavery. It is we who control these, and not another.
-Richard Bach-
have he saw some people? i mean, last week our music class was talking about war and how way back when all men between ages like 18-21 or something had to go to war. and me and my friend thought- umm really? cause i cant picture too many guys being that helpful in war. i mean like, can you picture Zac Efron on a battlefield? so really, 'power' isn't within each of us, just those who let it out. hey...look at that i thought of a cheesy inspiring quote myself =]

You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'
-George Bernard Shaw-
what? okay, let me help you all understand when the word 'not' is thrown into any sentence i get confused. but i sorta kinda get this and heck yes, its cheesy. i mean really! some things just arent needed in this world, George, you see...if everything we thought of happened and was dreamed and actually happened then we'd have a pretty messed up world, dontcha think?

And now i present the believed to be most inspirational quote-

Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right.
-Henry Ford-
WOW. this makes no sense :). And NO! we aren't always right. :p. stupid henry. thats not true! we aren't always right. you are inspiring! Go think of something good advice, won't ya? you deceitful little freak! i mean you are thrashing our minds. grrr...i hate this quote. but not really. =]

From this blog I found that most 'inspirational' quotes really aren't that great. and really, most don't make much sense and some are just pointless and some make you think and then you still don't get it. and idk...i guess they're just inspirational quotes. Anyone can say something inspirational but only some can truly touch hearts. there. a cheesy one from me. wow, im like on fire with these things...

Wow.

Okay first of all no thanks to you people for giving me a total of NO valentines day ideas. :p
That's right I'm sticking my tongue out at you.

Secondly.
I apologize for not posting in such a long time, i have been busy but I won't let it get this bad again.

Thanks.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

in need

give me valentine's day ideas! stories! or comments!

Feeling the love....

Happy Valentine's Day!!! =]

Friday, February 8, 2008

Elevators.....

So today while pitifully looking for a top ten list to write about I found a top fifty list on 50 things to do in an elevator. and for someone who feels like I'm often always in hotels, Embassy Suites being about the only one, I decided it was worth looking at. It was worth it. I found myself giggling as I read the contents, when some were so ridiculous others were just funny and something I'd be willing to attempt. I found about thirty of these completely hysterical. tThey were just great. I'm gonna try to narrow it down to low as possible though, just including my best (be prepared for a lot) Next to each I'll tell you if I'll try this or not. Then...next time I'm in an elevator I'm going to then re-post how it went.....here we go. And how lucky am I? I was able to get it to just 15. So here we go and enjoy....

Elevators. And what to do on them.
(viewer- these are in no order of importance, significance, goodness, etc.)

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" i'll do this. oh yeahhh....

2. Sell Girl Scout cookies. i ain't no girl scout.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" i have a purse, but umm...i don't carry it around much in hotels. guess i'll have to start okay, i might do this one.

4. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. this would be funny, in my opinion. ill try it

5.Talk to yourself ahhh classical. already done, never on an elevator but ill do this.

6. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I’ve got new socks on!" hahaha...yeah im doing it.

7. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!" i wouldn't sware but haha ill do it. seems entertaining.

8. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. now only if i had the correct wound for this......

9. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You’re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. haha okay i can try it

10. Burp, and then say "mmmm…tasty!" i don't burp but ill have my little brother do it. =]

11. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. hehee...okie dokie.

this people are going to think im so dumb.....

12. Say "Ding!" at each floor. i can DEFINITELY do this.

13. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. ill do it :)

im gonna get banned for the elevator.

14. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." haha...id get in trouble for writing on the ground.

15. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it’s getting larger." ill do it.

hello stairs.

(i added two.)

16. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. gotcha.

at least stairs are healthier...


i have this one last, because I loved all of these but this one was definitely one of my top three.

17. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" Then move to the corner, facing out, and turning and looking at them every few seconds, if you make eye contact, quickly turn your head away again. haha...yeah, sure, ill do it. just to see someone's reaction.

Anyway, besides these being just entertaining, they'd be funny to do more than to read. =]
everything's worth a shoot.
amen....